Opinions you have that can get your Albanian card revoked

[Pjetër]

I'll start

I think that Bulgarian feta cheese is absolutely disgusting. I have no idea how motherfuckers eat that shit with just bread and tomato.

I never dance at weddings or anywhere else.

[Simboli i Diellit]

The greatest sin is never enjoy the chance to fall into temptation.

[Aurora Bulkualis]

- As P said, dancing at weddings is retarded if you're a grown man. Let the groom and bride dance

- Those Skype calls man...I love my family....but can we lay off those 3 hour sessions every week

- I don't ask people how much they make within 2 minutes of meeting them

- I don't engage in "People" from "Place" are "Thing" arguments every chance I get

- Not swearing every third word when you're around other guys (well in English I do, but in Albanian it just sounds gross af)

[Migjeni]

I prefer Tesla over Benz.

[Pjetër]

- Not swearing every third word when you're around other guys (well in English I do, but in Albanian it just sounds gross af)

My dad is the same way. In English he uses every curse word ever but in Albanian I never heard him curse until Game 3 of the 2014 ALDS when what looked like a JD Martinez home run turned out to just be a double. Then he let out an anguished "ja qifsha motren".

[Simboli i Diellit]

Arraged marriages are an illusion of free will .

[Aurora Bulkualis]

- Not swearing every third word when you're around other guys (well in English I do, but in Albanian it just sounds gross af)

My dad is the same way. In English he uses every curse word ever but in Albanian I never heard him curse until Game 3 of the 2014 ALDS when what looked like a JD Martinez home run turned out to just be a double. Then he let out an anguished "ja qifsha motren".

Swearing just sounds so ugly and backwards in Albanian. In English it's frivolous, so it doesn't matter.

[Albanian Damien]

Swearing in Albanians expresses frustration/anger much better than English though. Like you said we throw around "f***" too frivolously...

We are way too demanding of females while us guys are lazy fucks. We expect them to cook, clean, take care of children, while we drink, smoke, and watch sports with our friends lmao.

[Simboli i Diellit]

Citim:

"Pse me u martu me shqiptare?

- Tingellon ma mire kur ja shan nanen shqip "

[Mbreti i Kosoves]

I prefer Tesla over Benz.

My nigga.